All righty, alrighty and I don't really know if either of those spellings are the correct one but if you are reading for my stellar spelling and editing skills you might as well not read!
So my agenda for the day:
Coffee -CHECK (Thank you Jake you are the best)
Lunch - CHECK
Getting lazy children up and moving - If having ones children out of bed before 12:30pm counts CHECK
Laundry - If laying out in the sun counts as laundry than I am good here
Dinner with Natalie and Karen - CHECK
Shopping - YES YES YES CHECK! I paid cash thank you very much!
Survive the day - I believe I am still intact, barely
Seriously people if it says washable marker does this not indicate that it washes right off?? Yeah, not the case here. Someone and I am just suggesting that it might have been Sarah's new imaginary pink pet dinosaur who may or may not have written all over the pillows on the bench in my kitchen. It's not coming off - end of story.
I find the imaginary pink pet dinosaur to be quite interesting. This dinosaur is apparently living in the wall of my living room. It has taken two ipods thus far AND written all over my bench cushions. In hindsight, may be this dinosaur is responsible for a lot of other things; my wedding ring going missing last week perhaps? I don't know but I think it is a sign of great intelligence to make up an imaginary scapegoat for your actions.
Note to self; make up imaginary friend to blame stuff on.
Anyway, had a fabulous evening and now I must go to bed as I have dental torture in the morning.
Sincerely,
The Queen of Insanity
dang! That pink dino is a busy critter.....
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