Saturday, October 22, 2011
Blog, blog, bloggity blog
Dear Readers,
I am very sorry for the lack of blogging as of late. It's not that I haven't wanted to blog for you, honest! Blogging simply not been at the top of my priority list. Please don't be upset or count my blog out just yet. I am sure there are more great blogs to come.
Sincerely,
The Queen of Insanity
I am very sorry for the lack of blogging as of late. It's not that I haven't wanted to blog for you, honest! Blogging simply not been at the top of my priority list. Please don't be upset or count my blog out just yet. I am sure there are more great blogs to come.
Sincerely,
The Queen of Insanity
Randomosity
Is Randomosity actually a word or did I just make that up? Either way, my blog is going to be random shit that has happened in my life since my last post.
I have gained like a million pounds over the past year. Okay, may be more like 10,000 but non-the-less, I am probably the fattest I have ever been outside of pregnancy. Which I might, pregnant is almost exactly what I resemble lately. I am happy to report that is NOT the case. I can't decide why I keep getting fatter and fatter but I know one thing is for sure, I have become super lazy.
Now some people would argue with me, siting that I run around all the time. They would be correct, I am always running around! However, my ass is always sitting down while I drive from place to place, dropping a kid here, dropping a kid there, picking one kid up, then another and another and so on. By the time I have a chance to relax, I sit my ass on the couch where I unwind from all that running. Quite honestly, I need to think of a catch phrase for this motherly phenomenon! Let's think some up right now, shall we?
1. Soccer Mom Assitis
2. Spectator Plumping
3. Car seat spreadation
That's all I got for now. I really have no excuse to be as lazy as I am. I have 7.5 hours a week to myself. I could use this time wisely but instead I choose to nap, run errands or just sit in silence. All I know is eventually I am going to have to get up off my rear and do something. You would think that having my four year old draw a picture of me, explaining each step of the way, "This is Mommy's baby belly....." or my four year old niece telling me I have a big belly would help me get motivated! Yeah, Not inspiring! I don't know what it's going to take but right now, it is what it is.
Next topic; all four of my kids are now attending school. The twins are in the seventh grade, Olivia is in her 2nd year of kindergarten (no she didn't get held back, she is doing a two year program) and Sarah is in pre-k three afternoons a week. I can't wait till they are all in school full-time! A mom can dream, right?
Sincerely,
The Queen of Insanity
I have gained like a million pounds over the past year. Okay, may be more like 10,000 but non-the-less, I am probably the fattest I have ever been outside of pregnancy. Which I might, pregnant is almost exactly what I resemble lately. I am happy to report that is NOT the case. I can't decide why I keep getting fatter and fatter but I know one thing is for sure, I have become super lazy.
Now some people would argue with me, siting that I run around all the time. They would be correct, I am always running around! However, my ass is always sitting down while I drive from place to place, dropping a kid here, dropping a kid there, picking one kid up, then another and another and so on. By the time I have a chance to relax, I sit my ass on the couch where I unwind from all that running. Quite honestly, I need to think of a catch phrase for this motherly phenomenon! Let's think some up right now, shall we?
1. Soccer Mom Assitis
2. Spectator Plumping
3. Car seat spreadation
That's all I got for now. I really have no excuse to be as lazy as I am. I have 7.5 hours a week to myself. I could use this time wisely but instead I choose to nap, run errands or just sit in silence. All I know is eventually I am going to have to get up off my rear and do something. You would think that having my four year old draw a picture of me, explaining each step of the way, "This is Mommy's baby belly....." or my four year old niece telling me I have a big belly would help me get motivated! Yeah, Not inspiring! I don't know what it's going to take but right now, it is what it is.
Next topic; all four of my kids are now attending school. The twins are in the seventh grade, Olivia is in her 2nd year of kindergarten (no she didn't get held back, she is doing a two year program) and Sarah is in pre-k three afternoons a week. I can't wait till they are all in school full-time! A mom can dream, right?
Sincerely,
The Queen of Insanity
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