I have made some observations lately about some things people should refrain from. Here are a few of those "things".
1. If your rear bumper is held on and up by a bungee cord, two of your windows are covered in plastic wrap and your front hood is smashed in, you have absolutely no business in the fast lane.
2. If you are over the age of, oh I don't know, ten, you have no business wearing piggy tails!
3 Unless you are deathly ill and couldn't find someone to go to the store for you, don't wear you pajamas to the store. This is unless you are going to Walmart, then of course throw on your slippers too!
4. Your bathrobe is exactly what it's named for, don't wear it as a coat.
There should be more of these but right now I am feeling a bit brain dead, so these will do for now.
Sincerely,
The Queen of Insanity
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