Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Where the Hello Kitty Have I Been???

Honestly, I just realized yesterday it has been quite sometime since I blogged.  In fact, I forgot that I even had a blog.  I must take this opportunity to apologize to all 12 of my loyal followers....Forgive me?

You see there's been a lot going on in my life.  For instance, my old renters left my house in shambles and it has taken quite sometime to get it back in order.  Everything had to be replaced.  I mean EVERYTHING!  NEW cabinets, NEW counter tops, NEW appliances, NEW kitchen and bathroom flooring, NEW carpet and NEW paint.  What's NEW at YOUR house Krissy?  Oh NOTHING!  But thank you so much for asking. Hahahaha Okay, that isn't entirely true, I did get new cabinet and drawer pulls for my kitchen cabinets which we were able to purchase from credit we got back from returning things we didn't need at the rental house.  WOOHOO!!!  Don't I feel special?  I just want new carpet in MY house.  Why?  Oh well, I have been living with yellow dog puke stained carpet for about four years now, compliments of Torros. Have you ever tried to strategically place furniture to cover up something? Geesh! Anyway, I am not bitter that my rental house is better condition then the one I live in.  May be I will move back into that house by myself!

Finding new renters for the house has not been an easy task.  Actually, I don't have renters as of yet.  I am hopeful someone who hasn't been ticketed for no-op's ten times in the past four years, been arrested for prostitution or drug use, isn't a liar  and who isn't currently being evicted will show up on my doorstep.  Ya never know, it could happen!  When I complain about the clientele to Scott he says, "Welcome to my world!" Really Scott?  WOW! He choose his occupation, slumlord was handed to me.  Enough about the rental situation because it only gets more depressing from here.  For instance, how we had no money to afford all these lovely upgrades to the house or to pay the extra mortgage payments for four months or the extra utilities but whatever, broke is the new black! ENOUGH ALL READY!!! Moving on....

I have a new addiction....Adele, Adele 19 and Adele 21.  Love her music and the lyrics to her songs.  I can't decide if she is bitter or what but all her music tends to give that impression. The only "love" songs she sings are remakes.  Either way, I love her music.  Does that make me bitter too??? 

I have an important warning for all of you with children.  There is a new epidemic going through my house and it could be headed your way.....MISSING SHOES!  I am pretty sure I have ranted in the past about missing socks, that I have an entire basket dedicated to the poor lonely souls.  Lately though, it has progressed into missing shoes.  Where are then going?  Is it the shoes way of protesting the mismatched socks on my children's feet?  I just don't know......I can tell you this, the shoes need to be found because as you may have guessed due to my "rental" I am not in a position to be buying these kids new shoes!

Sincerely,
The Queen of Insanity

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